(BARK THE INFLUENTIAL TREE.)
Congratulations! Your characters have won a free trip to this super special awesome place! There is no way this trip could go wrong... or could it?
- Pick 10 of your OCs in any order. If you don't have 10 characters use canon or borrow your friends's charies, whatever!
- Don't look at the questions while picking the characters!
- Link back to the blank.
- Have fun!
PICK YOUR VIC... er, I mean WINNERS!
WOO! (As in the cat me.)
3. Heisei (cuz Kai ish gone)
(Why my creepy kids? o-o I hope this will work out well...)
( =u=; 3 J's by accident, I swear.)
10. Mr. Nutty
1. First, , do you have any statements before depart?
Mr. Nutty: I'LL MISS YOU, SISSY! *hugs Sissy* Now, there better not be ANY chestnuts on the trip. o_o; I'll go high!
Jebudaya: Like you aren't enough?
Mr. Nutty: I'm hyper, not high!
Jebudaya: Ever thought of laying off the coffee?
Mr. Nutty: I don't drink coffee. o-o
RANDOM KURI FINALLY APPEARS AND B*TCHSLAPS MR NUTTY AND DISAPPEARS
Jebudaya: The fawk was that?
2. Rejoice! You guys will travel on this scary looking train! Cool isn't it? Does  have any problem with this choice of transportation?
(Note: Jo is from the forest. o3o Even though she's half human.)
Jo: >n< Don't eat me, mister monster! He roars WOO WOO every night and runs around and eats people and carries them to who-knows-where!
Me: What about the cat bus?
Jo: Oh no, he's AWESOME! >u<
Me: T_T ...You're lucky you're cute.
Jo: Sorry I'm not like a normal human born in the cities. xP
3. We are about to start! But  and  delay the depart time by show up late together. What are their reasons?
Jackal: He's so tiny! It's hard to keep him on my back running so fast!
Teakid: It was fun! >u< YAY DEER GUY!
4. Yay! Finally we can go! Looks like your group is the only people on board this quiet and deserted train.  and  explores around, randomly opens a cabin and sees... a giant squid inside?
404: *grabs squid, puts on Jebudaya's head*
Jebudaya: The fawk are you doin'?!
404: *giggles and pushes him out door* WATCH OUT, GUYS! A SQUID IS EATING JEBUDAYA'S HEAD!
5. So the giant squid turns out to be an alien who likes snail soup... and he is your train conductor! What is 's feeling about this? Oh and the main dish on the menu today will be snail soup, by the way...
Me: Oh great, here we go.
Me and Citaintuvitum in sync: What an odd and interesting thing.
Citaintuvitum: *moves head back and forth, examining squid*
Me: *points with thumb and shakes head* This guy...
6. The train gets a little shaky and the happy day light slowly turns red... Soon after that you can see strange black creatures and colorful flaming meteors floating on the sky. You realize that the train is now running on mid-air without a rail under it. How does  and  react?
Mr. Nutty: OH FAWK NO! DX I DON'T WANNA GO TO HELL! *glomps on me*
Me: D:< MR. NUTTY! *thinks for a bit* ... o-o Actually, *holds him tight* hold on tight. I'm scared sh*tless.
Buseojin: ...This place looks familiar... Are we in my mind?
Me: =n= NO WONDER. *hold Nutty tighter*
Mr. Nutty: YOU'RE KILLING ME! D:
Me: I'M YOUR MOTHER, IT'S MY JOB--... Wait a minute... >.> ...Wrong kid, sorry.
Mr. Nutty: WAT?!
7. The atmosphere is tense. Suddenly  bursts into a song. What is the song and does  do something about this?
Me: DX I'm freaking out! Okay... sing a happy song... Kito watashi wa itsudemo sou, sugi hagi kuruta
KURAI APPEARS YET AGAIN
Heisei: HAI MOMMY!
404: They're singing my song!
8. The conductor says there is nothing to worry about! And you can order snail soup on the dinning cabin as much as you want, it's free! After hearing that,  says...
Buseojin: ...So are we or are we not in my head?
Me: *holds a skull* TO BE OR NOT TO BE. THAT IS THE QUESTION. (Doesn't have a clue about Shakespeare works.) o-o Where did I get this skull?
Buseojin: <_< We must be. Any other random stuff you can find around here?
9. Bored,  looking out of the window and see a flying Kronosaurus. Before he/she could marvel at the living fossil it crashes into the train. The impact sends  flying and he/she hits the wall hard. Does anyone in the group run to help the out cold  on the ground?
Citaintuvitum: Oooh. I've never seen such a marvelous thing before!
Buseojin: =A= Oh brain, what will you come up with next?
Citaintuvitum: *turns head to see it crash into train* BUSEOJIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Buseojin: D:< DON'T BLAME ME! I'M BROKEN!
Citaintuvitum: *long neck pulls back, hits on a wall*
Buseojin: <_< I didn't do that.
Me: o-o Well at first his long neck made him look cool, but in retrospect, it was a bad idea. *USED A NEW WORD! DA NA NA NA!*
Jo: I'LL SAVE YOU, COOL TALL GUY!
Jackal: No, Jo! =A=
Me: *hols Jackal back* You like her, don't you?
Jackal: No, she's just being an idiot right now. I'll have to help.
Jebudaya: YO, DON'T BE SEXIST!
Jackal: I'M NOT BEING-
Me: JUST GO! DON'T MAKE THIS A FAMILY REUNION NOW!
10. Oh noes! Now a whole army of Mesozoic marine reptiles attacking the train! Glass pieces flying everywhere!!! Which one on the group is the most panic and which one is the most calm?
(Most panic: Teakid, Mr. Nutty, and me)
Mr. Nutty: OH SHIATZU! DX *runs to Teakid, takes him, and runs to find safety*
Teakid: D,: What's going on, Mr. Nutty?
Me: GET BACK HERE, YOU IDIOTS! YOU'RE NOT LEAVING ME BEHIND TO LET ME DIE! D,X
(Most calm: Buseojin)
Buseojin: Really, brain? =A= Sorry guys, I can't stop.
11. In the middle of chaos  trying to find the conductor but he/she can't see him anywhere. Instead he/she discovers that no one driving the train! Lost control, the train crashed into a mountain!
*Jackal and Jo come back with knocked-out Citaintuvitum*
Jackal: Stay here Jo and don't do anything stupid. I'm gonna find the conductor.
Jo: Oh him? Mister squidy is gone. He jumped out the train before we crash into that mountain.
Jackal: WHAT?! *pokes head out and sees mountain* THIS LIKE THE TITANIC! WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Jo: *hugs Jackal like a little kid*
Jackal: Wtf. *blushes*
12. Phew, no one die. But  and  is arguing with each other. What are they arguing about? Does  do something about it?
Me: =.= What IS going on?
Buseojin: LET GO OF HIM!
Jo: Wai? ;A;
Buseojin: Because... >n< JUST BECAUSE!
Me: I guess she can't control what her mind does...
Teakid: Mommy, what's going on? ;A;
Me: *picks up the little cutie* Nothing you need to know until you're older.
Jackal and Buseojin in sync: SHUDDUP!
13. ,  and  goes out to explore where they crash into. A giant bee appears, captures a member of the group and flies off. Who is the unlucky peep?
Me: ENOUGH! Jo, please come with me.
Jo: *sniffles* O-oh t-t-tay... ;m;
Me: Yo Jebudaya! Let's go adventure.
Me: And Mr. Nutty, I can't believe I'm saying this, but here, take care of Teakid. You actually do a good job at care-taking. It's weird.
Mr. Nutty: YES MA'AM! *gently takes poor little baby*
*blah blah blah ADVENTURING blah blah BEE blah blah... WHY AM I BLAH-ING?! THE BEE TOOK MY BABY BUNNY! D:< *
Me: OH F*CK NO.
14. After the small group have returned to the train,  and  was sent to rescue the unlucky one, if he/she is still alive that is... Are they happy with this or not?
Me: MR. NUTTY, YOU MOTHER F*CKER. I TOLD YOU TO PROTECT HIM!
Nutty: I'M A SQUIRREL FOR PETER'S SAKE! I MEAN COME ON, OUT OF ALL PEOPLE!
Me: EXCLUDING THE GROUP, THERE'S NOTHING BUT TWO CHILDREN, 3 PSYCHOS, AND YOU!
Nutty: WHAT ABOUT JACKAL?!
Me: o-o ...
WELL FAWK! (couldn't find the best plz to use D: ) Nutty, go get him with 404!
404: o-o Why me?
Me: Because the meme told me to!
15. While  and  gone,  wakes up. He/she got some brain damage from the earlier crash and start attacking everyone on board.
Citain: RAWR IMMA EAT CHU ALL!
Jebudaya: =^= Duh fuh....
Buseojin: I'll just hit his head again.
Heisei: NO ME! *hyper*
Jebudaya: Why u so hyper?
Heisei: I'M FAWKING WIRED ON THIS STUFF I FOUND CALLED COFFEE! *smacks the sh*t outta Citain's head*
16. Phew!  got knocked out by a random falling object. Just before  returned. What is his/her reaction? Wait, where is ? He/she was captured by the bee too?
Heisei: YEAH, MUTHER FUDGING MEME! IT WAS MY PAW!
Jebudaya: Calm down, geez.
TELL ME TO CALM DOWN WHEN I'M WIRED!
404: Guys! The bee took Nutty!
Me: T_T Why did I bring so many children minded, then psychos, and only two serious people? Just to relax! my mind said. It'll be fine! it said.
17. Night fall and the group spends some dark hours on the powerless train. Who would be the one to come up with a creative way to light the place up?
Jackal: Fireflies in a bottle!
Me: T-T Citain, how about you go get the two lost boys? I can trust you, right?
Citain: *all normal* I believe I can, but I have a small headache.
Me: You're fine. Go find them! *points out* Use your owl instincts or something!
18. For whatever reason  decides to ask  to marry him/her in the romantic light. Does  object this or not?
*Citain finally comes back with the two boys. Nutty is knocked out, beat up, in one of Citain's arms. Teakid is on the other snuggled up against Citain's chest, then awakens.
AWW HOW CUTE!*
Teakid: No, person talking from the sky! She's scary!
Buseojin: T-T He's just a kid.
Jackal: *stands up and points* OBJECTION!
*Everyone turns to look at Jackal*
Jackal: o-o *sits down in embarrassment*
19. Good morning! Great night didn't it? Hey, look, the conductor has returned! And... he brought friends? And a space ship too? Say what, they gonna kidnap the whole group and turn them into lab rats? , do something!
Heisei: NU UH MOTHER FAWKERS.
Me: I gave her more coffee. It's called "parenting."
20. Oh dear,  got hit by a ray gun and turned into an animal! (If they're already an animal, they got turned into a mushroom ) What animal/shroom is it? Does  help , laugh at, run in panic or what?
Heisei: HELLS YEAH MUTHER FAWKERS, IMMA BRELOOM! I CAN BEAT CHO ASSES!
Me: <.<; Too much coffee, maybe?
Buseojin: Can we get out of my head now? =-=
21.  have woke up and smashes two aliens from behind. But he/she got hit by a random object someone on the group throws at the alien so passes out again. What is 's reaction about this? Does , the one who threw the random object says anything?
Me: LIKE A BOSS, CITAIN!
Me: Nevermind, you don't get it.
*Rock hits his head. DONK!*
Teakid: XD HAHAHA! That's funny!
Jackal: o-o Oops... <_<; Sh*t I hope I don't get killed for that.
22. Wow  and anyone who got captured by the bees is still alive and crashes the party along with an army of giant bees! And these giant bees happen to love alien squid's meat...
(Looks like the meme maker kinda screwed up. oAo )
Bee-man: WE SHALL FEAST THEM ALL FOR YOU, CITAIN!
*bees all gobble squids*
Me: HEY DON'T EAT EM ALL! I want some!
23. The group steals the alien space ship and somehow manage to turn  back and drive them home. Tag someone or let  say something to end the meme!
Me: Alright, who let Heisei be captain?
Buseojin: We all did.
Me: o-o Right.GEEZ! I got so into this meme! It turned into a story I might turn into a comic! XD This was really fun! This was the meme I enjoyed the most ever! Thank you, Kurai! But I wasted so much time on this. D,: I didn't get to work on anything productive. Oh well, until next time then... TTmTT